Thanksgiving is just one day away! That means we are one day away from sitting around the table with our friends and family while we eat a delicious dinner and share what we are most grateful for from the last year. This is a day of bonding and coming together as loved ones to just bask in love and gratitude. This can also be a great time to pull out some classic jokes that will really woah the audience. Or a fun sort of game could be to write jokes down on slips of paper that you spread around the house and whenever someone finds a new one, they are responsible for reading the joke aloud. It can be a great way to share lots of laughs with loved ones! Here are some of our favorite, family friendly zingers that are sure to get a laugh! All jokes come from Good Housekeeping.*
Have you heard the story of the rude turkey?
It was jerk-y!
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace at the dinner table?
Where did the Pilgrims stand after they landed on Plymouth Rock?
What do you call rain on Thanksgiving?
Why did the police officer stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?
Because you exceeded your FEED limit!
Why was the turkey asked to join a band?
He could bring his own drumsticks!
When are turkeys the most grateful?
The day after Thanksgiving!
Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
It is a CRUMMY job!
How do baby pumpkins cross the road?
With a crossing gourd!
What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids’ table?
Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield?
Because the corn has ears!
What is the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?
All About That Baste!
What should you expect at the end of every Thanksgiving?
The letter ‘g!’
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize?
It was outstanding in its field!
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Your close group of pal-grims!
*For more of these funny Turkey Day jokes, be sure to visit Good Housekeeping.