Thanksgiving is just one day away! That means we are one day away from sitting around the table with our friends and family while we eat a delicious dinner and share what we are most grateful for from the last year. This is a day of bonding and coming together as loved ones to just bask in love and gratitude. This can also be a great time to pull out some classic jokes that will really woah the audience. Or a fun sort of game could be to write jokes down on slips of paper that you spread around the house and whenever someone finds a new one, they are responsible for reading the joke aloud. It can be a great way to share lots of laughs with loved ones! Here are some of our favorite, family friendly zingers that are sure to get a laugh! All jokes come from Good Housekeeping.*
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Have you heard the story of the rude turkey?
It was jerk-y!
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What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace at the dinner table?
Grace!
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Where did the Pilgrims stand after they landed on Plymouth Rock?
Their feet!
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What do you call rain on Thanksgiving?
Fowl Weather!
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Why did the police officer stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?
Because you exceeded your FEED limit!
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Why was the turkey asked to join a band?
He could bring his own drumsticks!
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When are turkeys the most grateful?
The day after Thanksgiving!
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Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
It is a CRUMMY job!
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How do baby pumpkins cross the road?
With a crossing gourd!
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What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids’ table?
Crayon-berry sauce!
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Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield?
Because the corn has ears!
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What is the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?
All About That Baste!
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What should you expect at the end of every Thanksgiving?
The letter ‘g!’
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize?
It was outstanding in its field!
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Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Your close group of pal-grims!
*For more of these funny Turkey Day jokes, be sure to visit Good Housekeeping.